grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
(Source: drgero)
multipack:
sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
(Source: 180mph)
formuioli:
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
greenmariosmansion:
“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
interneternal:
what it feels like to be a casual member of a drama filled fandom
i just got really motivated for like 2 minutes but it went away
(Source: codymilestone)
Dreams really do come true... 
